Posted 2 days ago
returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91)

Posted 2 days ago

andbrittlebones:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

Posted 2 days ago

babydmt:

une-allegresse:

Body comparative

woah

Posted 2 days ago

frosted:

heliolisk:

heteroh:

foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing

it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing

glow blog

Posted 2 days ago

hey-rogby:

worship her

Posted 2 days ago

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish)

Posted 2 days ago

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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frosted:

glow blog

(Source: bricesander)